You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Okay, I admit, I like to read the Police Blotter in the newspaper. I guess I have some weird interest in just how stupid people can be.
So I give to you from today's Greer Herald (a publication of the Spartanburg Herald-Journal), the funniest police report I've read in quite a long time...
Shoplifting
Dellanois Tyrone Grayson, 31, [address given], was arrested last Sunday after attempted theft from Wal-Mart on East Wade Hampton Boulevard of $345 in groceries including a bologna he had hidden between his butt cheeks.
I swear, you can't make this stuff up!
So I give to you from today's Greer Herald (a publication of the Spartanburg Herald-Journal), the funniest police report I've read in quite a long time...
Shoplifting
Dellanois Tyrone Grayson, 31, [address given], was arrested last Sunday after attempted theft from Wal-Mart on East Wade Hampton Boulevard of $345 in groceries including a bologna he had hidden between his butt cheeks.
I swear, you can't make this stuff up!
posted by Susan | 5:05 PM
2 Comments:
Um... ew!!! The poor bologna!!!
The news today had a story about a thief who stole a suit by trying to wear it out of the store.... he was caught leaving with the hanger still in the suit.... duh!
Yuck. Was he planning to eat the butt bologna?
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