Presidential Dirty Jobs Debate

Oh no! What to do tonight! At 9 p.m. I will have to choose between watching the Presidential Debate and the season premiere of Dirty Jobs.

See now, they could have made this so much easier.

Tonight the Dirty Jobs host, Mike Rowe, will be joining a tar rigging crew. Instead, I think he should have pulled out one of his previous episodes which would have really fit with a Presidential Debate....

• Disaster Clean-Up Crewman
• Garbage Collector
• Odor Eater
• Road Kill Remover
• Septic Tank Cleaner
• Sewage Treatment Plant Operator
• Sewer Inspector
• Waste Engineer
• Poo Pot Maker
• Debris Collector
• Sludge Remover
• Avian Vomitologist

Or perhaps for the new season, he could have created some a new special Presidential Debate episode. He could have featured the following appropriate jobs...

Mud Slinger
B.S. Producer
Foot-in-Mouth Extractor
Hot Air Cleaner

Cause you know all we're going to hear at the Presidential Debate is a bunch of "poo" (as Mike Rowe so frequently says). So why not just just watch Dirty Jobs instead?